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warriorzane:

ultrafacts:

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jetbag:

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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tossups:

all i want is pizza and a relationship is that too much to ask for

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